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PL-kvarteret 249: Lytterspørsmål!

Jeg spurte og dere leverte. Det har haglet inn masser av gode lytterspørsmål, jeg tar fatt på noen av dem. Arsenal! Tottenham! Ten Hag! Southampton! Sean Dyche? Kast loss!

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PL-kvarteret 250: Takk for meg

I den siste epsioden av PL-kvarteret har jeg med Christian Wessel for å holde meg i hånden mens jeg skrur av lyset og låser døren bak meg. Takk for følget!

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Episode 1: Go sit in the river

For our inagural episode... Everton have appointed Sean Dyche! A sensible appointment in the most insensible way. Maybe?

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Episode 2: RB Brighton Upon Thames

Man cold, Man City oddities, speedy men on the South Coast, but mostly trying to make sense of Boehlyball. Is it all madness? Let's have a look.

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Episode 3: An inferior frog

Conte is fed up with Tottenham, and one suspects the feeling is mutual. Let's talk about the history of the Tottenham.

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Episode 4: The Combine Harvester of Doom

Plowing through the goalmouth, monching up the goals. Records are being broken, the numbers are silly. But has he actually made them better? This is a discussion we're having, apparently.

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Episode 5: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 1

International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about good footballers, more specifically his list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and...

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Episode 6: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 2

The countdown continues! As we crack the top 20, we get to a player who is a bit like Erling Haaland, a player who upstaged Cristiano Ronaldo on a global stage, AND look at what exactly Chelsea are...

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Episode 7: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen, part 3

Here we are! The top 10 players in the world aged 21 and younger, according to top football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen. As we get closer to the top there is even more to say about some of these...

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Episode 8: The nepo baby and the Death Star

We're back! Back at it, at the resort. Topics include but are not limited to: Frank Lampard is back, City are good, Arsenal's bad point, Anfield psychology, and some other stuff..

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Episode 9: It's just very hard to look away

There's more Chelsea and Lampard, because how can there not be? Also: Villa are good, plus reasons to be cheerful for Arsenal.

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Episode 10: I'm rooting for the flames at this point

Are City so good it could be bad? Are Tottenham so bad it could be good? Also: Arsenal. Why?!

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Episode 11: Bad is the new good

Fun and chaotic games all around. Maybe teams being bad is actually good? Some Leicester and Everton, some Liverpool and Spurs, Alexander-Arnold's new role, City being good, etc.

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Episode 12: In case of emergency break glass

Emergency unscheduled Allardyce pod. Becuase obviously.

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Episode 13: These are some high-end time-wasters

The relegation battle is "lively". Let's look at some of the Monday chaos, and a digression into some high-end time-wasters.

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Episode 14: You don't even go here

The world of football is abuzz with Man City and their inevitable march towards world domination, so obviously we take some time out to talk about West Ham and Southampton.

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Episode 15: It was a cow all along!

Diversions with Sam Allardyce, relegation drama, CL on the Tyne and yet another summer of Kane...

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Episode 16: To Dare is To Kangaroo

Yes I know that "To Dare is To Didgeridoo" is a better pun, but the kangaroo one I came up with myself so I'm sticking to it. I have some scattered thought about Ange Postecoglou to Tottenham, but...

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Episode 17: An interesting sales technique

West Ham win something, Declan Rice is off, Alexis Mac Allister is in (and also off, depending on your point of view), and there is a Champions League final on the hoirzon.

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Episode 18: Treble winners, caveat champions

Treble winners and undisputed caveat champions. We have to have the big Man City chat at some point, so why not now.

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Episode 19: Review of the season, part 1

With the help of special guest Peter Welpton I attempt to grade every Premier League club on their efforts last season. But I am also confronted with my own awful predictions from last year. Uh-oh.

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Episode 20: Review of the season, part 2

With the help of special guest Peter Welpton I attempt to grade every Premier League club on their efforts last season. But I am also confronted with my own awful predictions from last year. In part 2,...

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Episode 21: Gunners reload with Timber and Rice

The Gunners have reloaded their cannon with Timber and Rice which, while balisticaly unsound, should improve the team. Also, the case for Havertz. And Goalie Wars.

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Episode 22: Season preview, part 1

It's that time of the year! Season preview time! And I am again joined by the excellent Peter Welpton, to help me get through it all.

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Episode 23: Season preview, part 2

It's that time of the year! Season preview time! Part 2! And I am again joined by the excellent Peter Welpton, to help me get through it all.

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Episode 24: Season bets

To finish off our season previews I have looked at some bets I like for the season. We keep it sensible, mostly, but also descend deep into the wacky zone.

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Episode 25: Not bloated, actually fine

In which I get some more help from Peter Welpton in talking me through the weekend. There are Casemiro concerns, Ange-based optimism, Liverpool in yolo mode and a rare defence of Todd Boehly's Chelsea.

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Episode 26: Pedro, take the wheel

In which Peter returns to revive the resort and guide me through a weekend recap.

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Episode 27: Miles Coleman, part 1

Miles Coleman, producer of the Netflix documentary "FIFA Uncovered", stops by the resort to revisit the series, and discuss FIFA and the state of the game in general.

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Episode 28: Miles Coleman, part 2

Miles Coleman, producer of the Netflix documentary "FIFA Uncovered", stops by the resort to revisit the series, and discuss FIFA and the state of the game in general.

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Episode 29: Classy dishwater and Big Jorginho Energy

Peter is back, lots of Premier League action to chew up and digest. And we answer the important questions like what is going on with the color of Spurs' third kit.

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Episode 30: Expected fun (xF)

We've played enough games this season that we can take a look at some numbers. Because that's fun, right? I SAID BECAUSE THAT'S FUN, RIGHT? Yes, I thought so.

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Episode 31: Sir Jim Ratcliffe at Nice, with Andy Brassell

Manchester United are about to get a new minority owner who will apparently run the sporting side of things at the club. Sir Jim Ratcliffe has tried his hand at owning a football club before. How did...

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Episode 32: The good, the bad and the goofy

We're back! As is the great Peter Welpton to help me pick apart the weekend. Also, there are bleeps.

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Episode 33: Are you feeling festive?

Peter, now upgraded to "fan favorite", is back to help me look ahead at the festive fixture pile-up.

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Episode 34: Zombies, crosses and crisis pillows

New year, same pod! We bring Peter back to ponder who did well over the holidays and who didn't.

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Episode 35: Cup fever and wayward Germans

In which I struggle with cups, and obsess over some wayward Germans. Just a normal week for me, I guess.

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Episode 36: KdB'ed

Newcastle were back, and then they weren't. Ten Hag still stuck. And now the wayward English are off to Germany.

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Episode 37: In the best conditions, under direct supervision

Angry letters, hobby horses and a little magpie.

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Episode 38: Top 39 revisited, with Tor-Kristian Karlsen

We're almost a year on from our marathon chat with Tor-Kristian Karlsen about his annual list of the best 39 players in the world aged 21 or under. So let's revisit the list, the players, and have a...

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Episode 39: Emergency Kloppisode

Well, we didn't see that coming. Peter joins to help makes sense of it all.

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Episode 40: The quietest window, and many goals

If a transfer window slams shut in a forest, but there are no signings around, does it still make a sound?

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Episode 41: The Moyes and the Furious

Is there a title race? Will Moysey ever hit the NOS? What are those strange noises coming from the Peter Welpton suite? And quite a bit more besides.

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Episode 42: Glasner, The Moyesening and streaky Eddie

Some Glasner, the oncoming Moyesening, Eddie being streaky and the importance of not falling down.

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Episode 43: Manchester woes and the circle of Dyche

United are poor, but the good news is Marcus Rashford still really likes them. Everton are strange, and Dyche vs stats.

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Episode 44: The Texan resort

The Lars Resort is on the road! Which does not stop us from belatedly catching up on the big game of the weekend, this time with Peter Welpton live and in person. Which is odd and exciting for everyone.

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Episode 45: UCL draw and Peter's brain

The resort is still on tour! The Champions League draw happened, so we look at that. Then I subject Peter to a quiz, and he has a big moment.

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Episode 46: Uhm what?

United - Liverpool was so chaotic that Peter and I couldn't move on with our lives before having a long chat about it all.

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Episode 47: Wrecked by the doughnut of doom

Has Liverpool's title dream been ENDED by Erik ten Hag's doughnut of doom?! I mean... maybe. Could be.

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Episode 48: Slip-up Sunday, disaster Wednesday

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE COEFFICIENT?!

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